
Please only send serious inquiries. If you are looking for a clean, safe, fun place to stay in CDMX, you are in the right place. Looking for chat or dates, not so much :) My calendar is 100% correct. You can instantly book if your travel dates are available.
Welcome to your CDMX clothing-optional rental in a unique loft with a houseboy (your concierge and house manager) and breakfast included. The location can't be beaten, bordering Condesa and Roma, the hottest neighborhoods in CDMX.
During your stay, you will have a private loft room that overlooks your own personal living room and balcony. In your loft room, you will sleep soundly in a matrimonial/double memory foam bed with hotel white sheets with over 1000 thread count, and a 100% light cotton duvet. The private loft sleeps 2 people.
On each side of the bed is a night table with lamps and USB ports for charging devices. You will also find a desk and chair for work or computer time in the loft. You will have unlimited access to 500 Mbps internet, fast and reliable. There is an Alexa device in your room to control lights in the bedroom and your living room. Alexa can be used to set an alarm in the morning or play music.
I believe you should have fun in the bedroom, that includes the design! The room is bright and fun and gives a nod to Pop Art.
On the main floor, you will enjoy your own living room with a sofa and daybed. The large screen TV offers streaming services, such as Netflix, HBO, Star+, Disney, and Amazon Prime. You will also find an Alexa device in the living room to control lights and play music, or give you the local weather! The living room can accommodate two additional guests on a futon and daybed.
The apartment has a Bowflex bench set, adjustable weights, and a MaxiClimber cardio machine for your use, just ask your houseboy to prepare the equipment for you.
In the mornings, you will be served a light continental breakfast of sweetbreads, croissants, yogurt, fruit, tea, coffee, and juice. Your houseboy can serve breakfast in bed if you wish.
You will have access to a small kitchenette that is shared with your houseboy and the main bathroom, which is also shared.
In the bathroom, you are offered unlimited towels and washcloths. The shower offers liquid body soap, shampoo, and body scrubs for your use, just use your own washcloth that will be changed every day. The apartment has hot water and great water pressure, both are luxuries in Mexico.
Your houseboy will clean your bedroom and living room every day. Bedsheets are changed every two nights and bath towels are changed every day.
Your houseboy lives in the apartment in a second loft bedroom in the back of the apartment, his goal is to ensure you enjoy your stay in the apartment and around the city. He can arrange massages, dinner reservations, tickets to museums and tours, or just answer any questions you have. Your houseboy is as social (or not social) with guests as they desire. He can hang out and watch a movie with you in the evenings, or show you around the city in the afternoons, just ask him!
There is a small pug in the apartment, but your houseboy will make every effort to ensure the dog does not interfere with your stay.
The apartment is clothing optional for those who wish to relax at home in the buff, but nudity isn’t mandatory. The goal is for you to have the best experience possible during your stay!
Please only send serious inquiries. If you are looking for a clean, safe, fun place to stay in CDMX, you are in the right place. Looking for chat or dates, not so much :) My calendar is 100% correct. You can instantly book if your travel dates are available.
Welcome to your CDMX clothing-optional rental in a unique loft with a houseboy (your concierge and house manager) and breakfast included. The location can't be beaten, bordering Condesa and Roma, the hottest neighborhoods in CDMX.
During your stay, you will have a private loft room that overlooks your own personal living room and balcony. In your loft room, you will sleep soundly in a matrimonial/double memory foam bed with hotel white sheets with over 1000 thread count, and a 100% light cotton duvet. The private loft sleeps 2 people.
On each side of the bed is a night table with lamps and USB ports for charging devices. You will also find a desk and chair for work or computer time in the loft. You will have unlimited access to 500 Mbps internet, fast and reliable. There is an Alexa device in your room to control lights in the bedroom and your living room. Alexa can be used to set an alarm in the morning or play music.
I believe you should have fun in the bedroom, that includes the design! The room is bright and fun and gives a nod to Pop Art.
On the main floor, you will enjoy your own living room with a sofa and daybed. The large screen TV offers streaming services, such as Netflix, HBO, Star+, Disney, and Amazon Prime. You will also find an Alexa device in the living room to control lights and play music, or give you the local weather! The living room can accommodate two additional guests on a futon and daybed.
The apartment has a Bowflex bench set, adjustable weights, and a MaxiClimber cardio machine for your use, just ask your houseboy to prepare the equipment for you.
In the mornings, you will be served a light continental breakfast of sweetbreads, croissants, yogurt, fruit, tea, coffee, and juice. Your houseboy can serve breakfast in bed if you wish.
You will have access to a small kitchenette that is shared with your houseboy and the main bathroom, which is also shared.
In the bathroom, you are offered unlimited towels and washcloths. The shower offers liquid body soap, shampoo, and body scrubs for your use, just use your own washcloth that will be changed every day. The apartment has hot water and great water pressure, both are luxuries in Mexico.
Your houseboy will clean your bedroom and living room every day. Bedsheets are changed every two nights and bath towels are changed every day.
Your houseboy lives in the apartment in a second loft bedroom in the back of the apartment, his goal is to ensure you enjoy your stay in the apartment and around the city. He can arrange massages, dinner reservations, tickets to museums and tours, or just answer any questions you have. Your houseboy is as social (or not social) with guests as they desire. He can hang out and watch a movie with you in the evenings, or show you around the city in the afternoons, just ask him!
There is a small pug in the apartment, but your houseboy will make every effort to ensure the dog does not interfere with your stay.
The apartment is clothing optional for those who wish to relax at home in the buff, but nudity isn’t mandatory. The goal is for you to have the best experience possible during your stay!
In the same block of the apartment, you will find a couple of small stores for snacks, drinks, water, or any quick item you might need. There is a small convenient store one door down from the apartment. There are several cafes within one or two blocks of the apartment. In the evening, street food lines the area for quick tacos, hotdogs, hamburgers, tortas, and more. Some street food in the area is open 24 hours every day, others open in the evening and close at 3 AM.
Every Tuesday, if you are here, there is a large street market in front of the apartment. The market offers everything from fresh fruits and veggies, to freshly made cheeses, tacos, clothes, and even toys. The market opens at 8 AM and closes at 2 PM. The market is a tianguis, which is a market that travels from neighborhood to neighborhood on certain days of the week. The market day in Escandón is on Tuesday.
Just a 5-minute walk from the apartment you will find Mercado Escandón, a traditional farmer’s market open every day. The area around the Mercado offers many shops to find anything you might need. There is also a small park with an outdoor ‘Urban Gym’ that is free to use if you want to catch a little exercise during your travels.
Just a couple of blocks from the house is a large shopping center with many food options and a movie theater. Within a 15 minute walk is the World Trade Center, an area with some shopping, plenty of restaurants, cafes, and a grocery store.
There are several ATM bank machines within a block from the house. The house is situated between two metro stations for easy access to the subway/metro/bus system.
Escandón is the most centrally located neighborhood to access the most-visited parts of CDMX.
Walking distance to Condesa: 15 minutes
Walking Distance to Napoles: 15 minutes
Walking distance to Roma Norte: 30 minutes (10-minutes on Metro)
Walking distance to Zona Rosa: 40 minutes (10-minutes on Metro) – This is 2.5 miles (4 KM) from the loft.
In the same block of the apartment, you will find a couple of small stores for snacks, drinks, water, or any quick item you might need. There is a small convenient store one door down from the apartment. There are several cafes within one or two blocks of the apartment. In the evening, street foo...
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1. No smoking inside
2. No illegal drugs
3. No unregistered guests are allowed in the home
4. Have fun on your vacation!
1. No smoking inside
2. No illegal drugs
3. No unregistered guests are allowed in the home
4. Have fun on your vacation!
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