URGH Blue Room

HOUSE RULES FOR MRB&B GUESTS *Please ensure that you have indicated the correct number of guests. This number must be accurate for liability purposes and because we do charge for additional guests. Our rates are based on single occupancy, as we realized some time ago that a rate based on two guests was unfair to the single guests. *We ARE pet lovers, but we also have severe allergies, so we have no indoor pets and do not allow pets in the house *We offer breakfast each morning. You must reserve your 1⁄2 hour time in the dining room. To sign up for your time, write your name next to the starting time of the 1⁄2 hour you would like on the chalkboard located to the right of the entrance to the dining room and the left of the fireplace. The time slots begin at 7:30 a.m., and the last slot is from 8:30 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. If you will be arriving after 10 p.m., please message us to reserve your name in the desired available slot (if one is available). You may also use the dining room at any time for meals you have brought with you, or leftovers, snacks, coffee, tea, or water. There is a microwave for guest use in the dining room to the left of the standalone buffet. *Smoking must take place outside in the backyard only. The ashtray is located to the right of the refrigerator on the back porch. The ashtray has a top that extends from the unit. You may use this in the backyard, but please return it after each use. *Lit candles are prohibited. *Out of respect for guests and hosts who want to get a good night’s sleep, everything will shut down at 10 pm and everyone is asked to not speak above a whisper until 7:30 a.m. the next morning. This does not mean guests cannot check in after 10 p.m. This also does not mean that guests may not come and go as they please throughout the night. We only ask that you come and go quietly. We, the hosts, promise to observe this as well. When 10 p.m. arrives and everything shuts down, we retreat to our room on the other side of the house. *Clothing optional only applies when other guests do not find it offensive, and obviously, if you are our only guest(s). Please check with the hosts before you ditch the clothing. Most requests for clothing-optional are for the hot tub. Additionally, please place a towel on any furniture, both inside and outside. Please wear a robe or clothing for breakfast. Please also be thoughtful and respectful of other guests' parameters. *Our insurance company DOES NOT allow for guests to use our kitchen or BBQ to prepare and/or cook food. This is non-negotiable. A microwave is available in the dining room for all guests to use (just to the left of the stand-alone buffet). Please do not use either of the microwaves in the kitchen. Feel free to use the dishes and flatware in the dining room. *Please read about our hot tub and the house rules in the manual left on your bed. Please note that if you are our only guest, the nudity restrictions do not apply.