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Balloon Balcony Getaway
Balloon Balcony Getaway
John
Response rate: 83% • Response time: < 12h
Happy to share local tips

Balloon Balcony Getaway

Albuquerque, NM, United StatesMap
Exceptional5.0(4)Booked 6 times
Private room
8 guests
1 Bedroom
1 Bathroom
5 beds
Clothing optional acceptedHappy to share local tipsWi-FiPoolParkingPets allowed

The Reveal

CozyInsta-WorthyRelaxingCentral location

🌅 Start your day watching colorful balloons drift across the sky, then head out to explore Albuquerque’s best cafés, shops, and attractions. This space is designed with comfort and fun in mind, making it the perfect getaway for families and groups.

✨ The Space 🛏 Sleeps up to 10 with flexible sleeping arrangements 🛏 Twin-over-full bunk + full bed with twin trundle (sleeps 6) 🛋 Futon couch for lounging or extra sleeping space 🏡 Spacious common areas where everyone can gather

🌿 Amenities 🌅 French doors to a private wrap-around patio to watch the beautiful New Mexico sunsets 📺 Private TV + entertainment center for family movie nights or quiet evenings 🌸 Backyard gardens with seating for relaxation 🏊 Relax in a garden oasis with pool and picnic area. 🚿 Private bathroom 🍳 Fully equipped kitchen to cook meals together 🧺 Washer + dryer for convenience

🚪 Guest Access 🏠 Full access to 2500 ft2 house with gourmet kitchen, relaxing den, indoor/outdoor dining room, and vaulted music room.

Centrally located: 15-20 minutes to Balloon Fiesta Park, Nob Hill, UNM, Downtown, Old Town, Abq Bio Park, Museum of Nuclear Science, Sandia Peak Tram, and most city attractions.

Bring the whole crew for a family-friendly getaway filled with comfort and connection — or settle in for a professional retreat where you can work, recharge, and enjoy a stylish home base close to everything Albuquerque has to offer.

How the beds work

Bedroom2 Double Bed, 2 Single Bed, 1 Sofa Bed

Little Luxuries

Clothing optional accepted
Happy to share local tips
Wi-Fi
Pool
Parking
Pets allowed
Air conditioning
Kitchen
Heating
The Classics
Wi-Fi
Kitchen
Pool
Air conditioning
TV
Terrace
Garden
Washer
Hair dryer
Dishwasher
Dryer
Iron
Heating
Outdoor dining area
Parking
Sound system
Netflix
Disney+
LGBTQ+ Favorites
Happy to share local tips
Welcome
Pets allowed
Family friendly
Clothing optional accepted
My location
Near mountains
Near cultural venues
Fire protection
Smoke alarm
Carbon monoxide alarm

Meet Your Proud Host

John
5.0(4 reviews)
Phone verifiedID verified
Member sinceAug. 2023
Response rate83%
Response time< 12h
I enjoy gay travel, whether that is going to a new gayborhood, going on a gay cruise, checking out the local gay bars, bath houses, and s3x clubs, cruising the s3xy locals, or just staying at home with my BF. I've been to most of the states and am working on expanding the number of countries to which I've been. I am very outgoing and friendly and can generally start up a conversation with anyone. I am very s3x positive and enjoy all types of play.
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9 interests: Diva Legends / Drag & Ballroom / Queer Movies & Series / Queer Pop Icons / Movies / Musicals / Clubbing / Classical / Dance & Electro

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Where It's All Happening

Albuquerque, NM, United StatesExact location disclosed after booking only.
LGBTQ+ Safety Score: Albuquerque
5out of 5Very safeRated by 4 local misterb&b members

House Rules & Conditions

Check-infrom 3pm to 9pm
Checkoutto 12pm
Host recommendations

Welcome to the Bougie Bunkhouse! General Guidelines Please respect my home and my neighbors by treating the space with care and being mindful of our community. Communication is very important to me—if you have any questions or if anything comes up during your stay, please contact me right away. Your room is upstairs at the end of the hall, just past your bathroom (left at top of stairs, right past bathroom, room on the left). During your stay, this space will be entirely private – make yourself at home. The room has simple amenities including a set of towels, body wash/shampoo/conditioner, extra blankets and extra pillows. You may have your choice of bed :D. The TV has a variety of streaming services (HBOMax, Hulu, Disney+, Peacock, AppleTV, CrunchyRoll, and sometimes Netflix). To access the R content, please ask me for the parent code. Guests are welcome to access the entire house except the other two bedrooms. At the moment, the dining room/office is not very accessible, either. You can have full use of the kitchen. Just please clean up after yourself. You may especially enjoy the Keurig coffee machine. My policy on alcohol is: help yourself. Just please leave an offering roughly equal to what you consume. I enjoy the eclectic additions this brings to my home. I have cameras in the public areas of the house. I use these only for awareness of who is moving around the house or if something unusual occurs. Otherwise, I do not check the video. For my adult guests, clothing is optional throughout the house (unless I have visitors – I will clarify this as early as possible). I am very sex positive, and allowed by permission only, if you would like to bring a friend home for the evening, please request this as early as possible. If the pool is open (May – August), I will provide additional guidance and rules. When leaving, please strip the sheets from the used bed(s) and put them and used towels in the hamper in the room. Property Access The front door has a pin code lock. Before you arrive, I will set up a temporary pin for you to use during your stay, usually made up of four letters from your name and the date (for example, john1025). While you are welcome to use the other doors in the house, I ask that you use the front door as your main entrance and make sure to lock all other doors. Guests & Visitors Unless by permission, only guests who are registered with me are permitted to stay overnight. Please do not have any unauthorized overnight visitors. Parties and large gatherings of more than 10 people are not permitted. Noise Policy Please be considerate of my neighbors and keep noise levels to a minimum, especially during quiet hours from 11:00 PM to 7:00 AM. Exceptions may be made if arranged in advance. Smoking Policy This is a non-smoking home. Smoking indoors is strictly prohibited. If you wish to smoke, please use the designated outdoor area and the ashtray provided. Cleanliness & Trash Please leave the house in a tidy condition upon checkout. Wash any dishes you use during your stay or load in dishwasher. Take out the trash before you depart. Trash and recycling bins are located in front of the garage at the front of the house. Check-In & Check-Out Check-in: After 4:00 PM Check-out: Before 1:00 PM Late check-outs may be available

Extra per guest$10 per night after 2 guest(s)

$10 per night after 2 guest(s)

Minimum stay (nights)1 night

1 night

Cleaning fees$20 USD

$20 USD

DepositNot required by the Host

Not required by the Host

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ReviewsExceptional5(4)

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Cleanliness5.0
Location5.0
Accurate description5.0
Check-in5.0
Value for money5.0

Our Community Has Spoken:

HalStayed in June 2026
Reviewed on June 28, 2026

Picture perfect pool, John was communicative and very friendly, and the house was well kept and comfortable. Would definitely stay again, even if the balloons weren't flying the morning I was there.

DanielStayed in June 2026
Reviewed on June 15, 2026

I had the most lovely stay. The pool is magnificent, sparkling clean and extremely private for clothing optional. The house is AWESOME. John made me feel right at home and he is super plugged into the gay scene in Albuquerque. What an exceptional find; can't wait to return!

MelvinStayed in November 2025
Reviewed on Nov. 15, 2025

John was the absolute best in keeping me informed from the moment I booked through my return to the airport. The house is very comfortable. It was too late in the season for the pool but the area is very nice. Parking was great. The location is quiet yet close to so many great amenities in Albuquerque. Ten out of ten!

AnuarStayed in September 2025
Reviewed on Sept. 30, 2025

I had an excellent stay at John's place! John is very hospitable and accommodating and also fun to hang out with. Would definitely go back!

Exceptional5.0(4)