

Zesty Cheese Ranch is Goldfield's LARGEST and most PREMIUM vacation rental! It is a perfect spot for ABDL's, Puppy, Furry, etc as the whole place is painted bright colors and themed with adult baby and furry decor.
It sleeps 12 people (4x Adult Bunk Beds with Premium Mattresses: Tuft+Needle, Helix, Leasa, Casper, etc. Queen, and couch bed). In addition, there is lots of room for camping.
As well has a luxurious completely covered "smart deck" with 24+ Philips Hue LED Lights, multiple commercial patio heaters, misters, fan, outdoor couches, chairs, bar, games,and more!
The main house has AC, full kitchen, Washer/dryer, multiple fridges/freezers, TV, and Pro Wi-Fi with 2 ISP's. There is even a Tesla charger and 2x 50AMP RV plugs that can connect RV's or additional EV's.
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If you like off-road activities Zesty Cheese Ranch is the place for you! 1000’s of miles of BLM trails exist just steps from the ranch. Head down Crystal Ave towards the International Car Forest, or head out near the cemetery and follow the trails.
Don’t own a Jeep? You can rent a UTV or even take a guided tour in town. Just a 10 min walk away is Zero1 Offroad Ranch.
Visit the International Car Forest Just a 5 min walk from ZCR checkout the iconic car forest - graffiti painted cars buried in the desert. Climb on them, touch them, sit in them - just watch out for glass. Once a year the town celebrates with a burial and music festival. It is also a great place to watch the stars at night.
Explore the Minning Exhibits Talk a walk around town and explore. You have the 1907 Schoolhouse (which opens for tours) the historic Goldfield Hotel (it is haunted they say) as well as the railway museum - a collection of old rail cars you can touch and climb on. Start your adventure by getting a meal at The Dinky Diner. It is the best restaurant in 150mi run by a mother, daughter, and brother. From there talk to the locals and explore!
Hot Springs There is a free (24/7) hot springs pool located roughly ten minutes away. Head north on US-95 and turn left at the Silver Peak junction. Follow that road for 5 miles, and the hot springs are just on the left. Don’t forget a towel! See below for links.
Craft Beers and BBQ at Tonopah Brewing If you like BBQ and good beer then head north 25 miles to the town of Tonopah. There are small casinos with table games and slots, shopping, but the real treasure is Tonopah Brewing.
Rock Hounding at Gemfield Want a free souvenir? Like rocks? The gemfield is just a 5 min drive north of town. Follow the signs, it is just past the cemetery. There you are allowed to mine and take rocks and gems. There is a donation box with a suggestion of $1 per lb.
Look for Wild Burros Leftover from the mining days - burros, wild donkeys roam the town and surrounding area. They are generally pretty friendly!
Try Whiskey from the Goldfield Distillery Check out Goldfield’s new craft distillery - Old Sam Spirits. Try their stuff at the local bars Mozart or The Santa Fe Saloon, home of Nevada’s Meanest Bartender!
Tour a 1906 School Haunted Schoolhouse Book a Tour with Geri at the Goldstop Inn as you enter town from the north and see inside the 1906 historic schoolhouse. It’s haunted!
Hang Around the Ranch You are welcome to hang around the ranch. D
No smoking inside the house (on the patio is fine) This is the perfect venue for a party, including a kink event or play party. Just please contact me ahead of time if this is something you want to do so I can talk to the neighbors and go over how to keep the outdoor space more private. Note: the listing price assumes you and 2-3 guests and that you will be using one of the two bedrooms and the living room, and the laundry. If you want the second bedroom or to make use of all beds that is fine, but there is an additional fee of $50/pp. This is to cover and pay back the $100k I invested into the property to use it for hosting LGBTQ+ events through our non-profit 501c3 Partnership for Artists and Creative Individuals. Also if using all the beds it is a lot more work to clean the place. So we've dropped the price for smaller groups and asked larger groups to pay their fair share.
$49 per night after 2 guest(s)
2 nights
$30 USD
$400 USD
0648 (Esmeralda County)
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