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Clothing Optional London Home in Clapham, SW4
Clothing Optional London Home in Clapham, SW4
Robert
Response rate: 66% • Response time: < 12h
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Clothing Optional London Home in Clapham, SW4

London, United KingdomLGBTQ+ venues nearby•Map
Exceptional5.0(45)Booked 54 times
Private room
2 guests
1 Bedroom
1 Bathroom
1 bed
Clothing optional acceptedHappy to share local tipsLGBTQ+ venues nearbyWi-FiBreakfast includedDedicated workspaceParking

The Reveal

Near LGBTQ+ SceneCozyGreat for Fitness LoversRelaxingCentral location

Welcome to my home in Clapham, South London. Situated a 10-minute walk away from Clapham High Street is my two-bedroomed maisonette where you'll have your own room.

Clapham is a relaxed area of London, with a strong LGBTQ+ community, great cafes and restaurants, as well as many bars, a small cinema and of course there is the Common itself, which is great to just sit out on of a summer's day/evening and watch the world go by, or even to go to one of the many events that take place there throughout the year.

With the London Underground and the Overground located close by on the High Street, you can get into Central London within 30 minutes door-to-door. Along with a good bus network, you have easy access to nearby Brixton, Balham, Vauxhall, Victoria and other central districts. Clapham Mainline Train Station is a short bus journey away, with routes to many parts of the south coast of the UK like Brighton and Bournemouth.

About the room The room is a good-sized double, with a king-sized Ottoman bed, along a small desk with chairs to work from, also two comfortable chairs to sit and relax (whilst planning your adventures for the day). There is a wardrobe with extra drawers/storage space, along with a separate set of drawers and some storage under the bed. The room has been very recently redecorated and the bed and mattress are brand new. It's a bright room, that benefits from the early morning sun.

About the rest of the space Next door to your room is the bathroom (which you'll probably find you'll have more use of in the mornings than I will as I often shower at the gym), and there is a separate toilet next to that.

The kitchen has a cooker, washing machine, dishwasher and microwave, as well as a juicer and a Nutribullet (for those that want to make up shakes/drinks.) I always make sure that there is coffee, tea and milk available for guests.

The living room has a large sofa and TV, along with a dining table for 2 to 4 people. I have a Netflix subscription, along with Freeview channels and my TV does have access to Paramount +.

About your host I work from home as a masseur. I'm qualified in Swedish massage, Indian head massage and trigger point therapy. I usually combine all of these, along with some deep tissue and lomi-lomi work to offer a massage that can be both relaxing and therapeutic at the same time.

As my client base is mainly men, the majority of my bookings come from nudist social groups, of which I'm a member. My home is very much a clothing optional space.

Away from my massage work, I like to keep fit with yoga, badminton, conditioning work, bouldering and the gym. I enjoy going out to cafes and restaurants, along with theatre shows, music events (such as Mighty Hoopla), art galleries, museums, the cinema, as well as binge watching good shows on TV.

Being a member of various naturist groups, I attend dedicated socials which have also allowed me to bring my guests along. You'd be surprised at the number of things that you can do naked in London!

Thank you for checking out my home.

Rob

How the beds work

Bedroom1 King Size Bed

Little Luxuries

Clothing optional accepted
Happy to share local tips
LGBTQ+ venues nearby
Wi-Fi
Breakfast included
Dedicated workspace
Parking
Kitchen
Heating
The Classics
Wi-Fi
Dedicated workspace
Kitchen
Breakfast included
Garden
Washer
Essentials
Hair dryer
Dishwasher
Iron
Heating
Parking
Netflix
LGBTQ+ Favorites
LGBTQ+ venues nearby
Happy to share local tips
Adult Only
Yoga classes nearby
I offer massage
Welcome
Clothing optional accepted
My location
City center
Near cultural venues
Fire protection
Smoke alarm
Carbon monoxide alarm
Fire extinguisher
LGBTQ+ Kinky Amenities

Meet Your Proud Host

Robert
5.0(45 reviews)
Phone verifiedID verified
Member sinceApr. 2023
Response rate66%
Response time< 12h
Welcome to my home in Clapham, London. Situated a 10-minute walk away from Clapham High Street is my two-bedroomed maisonette where you'll have your own room. Clapham is a relaxed area of London, with a strong LGBTQ+ community, great cafes and restaurants, as well as many bars, a small cinema and of course there is the Common itself, which is great to just sit out on of a summer's day/evening and watch the world go by, or even to go to one of the many events that take place there throughout the year. With the London Underground and the Overground located close by on the High Street, you can get into Central London within 30 minutes door-to-door. Along with a good bus network, you have easy access to nearby Brixton, Balham, Vauxhall, Victoria and other central districts. Clapham Mainline Train Station is a short bus journey away, with routes to many parts of the south coast of the UK like Brighton and Bournemouth. About the room The room is a good-sized double, with a king-sized Ottoman bed, along a small desk with chairs to work from, also two comfortable chairs to sit and relax (whilst planning your adventures for the day.) There is a wardrobe with extra drawers/storage space, along with a separate set of drawers and some storage under the bed. The room has been very recently redecorated and the bed and mattress are brand new. It's a bright room, that benefits from the early morning sun. About the rest of the space Next door to your room is the bathroom (which you'll probably find you'll have more use of in the mornings than I will as I often shower at the gym), and there is a separate toilet next to that. The kitchen has a cooker, washing machine, dishwasher and microwave, as well as a juicer and a Nutribullet (for those that want to make up shakes/drinks.) I always make sure that there is coffee, tea and milk available for guests. The living room has a large sofa and TV, along with a dining table for 2 to 4 people. I have a Netflix subscription, along with Freeview channels and my TV does have access to Paramount +. About your host I work from home as a masseur. I'm qualified in Swedish massage, Indian head massage and trigger point therapy. I usually combine all of these, along with some deep tissue and lomi-lomi work to offer a massage that can be both relaxing and therapeutic at the same time. As my client base is mainly men, and the majority of my bookings come from nudist sources (British Naturism, True Nudists, Naked Mates, Male London Socials) my home is clothing optional. Away from my massage work, I like to keep fit with yoga, badminton, conditioning work, bouldering and the gym. I enjoy going out to cafes and restaurants, along with theatre shows, music events (such as Mighty Hoopla), art galleries, museums, the cinema, as well as binge watching good shows on TV. Being a member of the above naturist groups I attend dedicated socials and you'd be surprised at the number of things that you can do naked in London. So, if you come and stay with me and there's a social event taking place at the same time then you are welcome to join me. I also occasionally have naturist friends over for sociable evenings of drink, food and board games so the vibe of the house is very relaxed, friendly and inclusive. Thank you for checking out my place. Rob
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Where It's All Happening

London, United KingdomExact location disclosed after booking only.
LGBTQ+ Safety Score: London
5out of 5Very safeRated by 45 local misterb&b members

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Gay Bars & ClubsTwo Brewers114 Clapham High St
1.1 km23-minute walk

House Rules & Conditions

Check-infrom 9am to 8pm
Checkoutto 3pm
Host recommendations

This is a non-smoking house.

StatusPrivate

Private

Extra per guest$14 per night after 1 guest(s)

$14 per night after 1 guest(s)

Minimum stay (nights)2 nights

2 nights

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ReviewsExceptional5(45)

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Cleanliness4.9
Location4.9
Accurate description5.0
Check-in5.0
Value for money5.0

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DavidStayed in August 2026
Reviewed on Sept. 07, 2026

My stay with Rob was good. He was very nice and the communication was great even days before my stay. The room is exactly as described, and the location is excellent, close to Clapham Common and easy to commute by tube or bus to everything you have to see in London. I really recommend staying with him.

DavidStayed in August 2026
Reviewed on Aug. 31, 2026

I had a wonderful experience at Robert's flat. The apartment was clean and very comfortable. Robert is a great host. Even though I've visited London many times, he was quick to offer suggestions about the local neighborhood. He was also very accommodating about my check in needs. The location is about 100 yards from a bus stop and about a 12-15 minute walk to a tube station.

JohnStayed in July 2026
Reviewed on July 25, 2026

I recently spent a few days at Rob's place while visiting London. I couldn't have asked for a better place to stay. Rob was an excellent host. The accommodation contained everything you need for a comfortable stay and more so. It is close to public transport which makes getting around very convenient. The weather was beautiful and I had a great stay.

JonStayed in June 2026
Reviewed on July 23, 2026

Rob was an exceptional host! This was my first time using misterbnb and renting a room in someone's home and Rob set the bar extremely high. He was so welcoming and friendly. His flat is in a great location and for me was so convenient as it was only a 30 min walk to my office. Rob was very kind and attentive and even went out of his way to purchase an air conditioning machine for the room when he knew a heatwave was coming. I'll definitely be back at Rob's the next time I'm in London!

RomyStayed in July 2026
Reviewed on July 20, 2026

My stay with Rob was fantastic! He was a welcoming, friendly host who made me feel right at home. The place was clean and accessible to public transportation. My room is what was described & very comfortable. I also enjoyed our conversations & sharing meals with him and even got to spend my last night with him and his friends at the local pub. I left feeling like I’d made a new friend, and I wouldn’t hesitate to stay with Rob again. Highly recommended!

ArnaudStayed in July 2026
Reviewed on July 14, 2026

Warm, kind and genuinely welcoming host based in the calm neighborhood of Clapham, with a direct connection to St Pancras for the Eurostar. Fully nudist stay from start to finish, completely natural and comfortable throughout. Shared some really lovely breakfasts together which added a nice personal touch. Great energy, easygoing atmosphere and the kind of hospitality that makes you feel right at home from day one. Would definitely stay again without hesitation!

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JoeStayed in March 2026
Reviewed on Apr. 05, 2026

Always a wonderful stay with Rob! Thanks again for another lovely week! 💜

ChristophStayed in March 2026
Reviewed on Mar. 08, 2026

The moment Rob opens his door to you, warmth, care and kindness surround you. Furthermore his premises are wonderfully clean and comfortable. Clapham with its excellent transport connections around London, the common just a stone's throw away as well as various shops and restaurants in the immediate vicinity, you will feel comfortable immediately. However, it's Rob himself, who will be the reason, why you will look forward to returning - just as I do.

RyanStayed in December 2025
Reviewed on Dec. 16, 2025

Lovely room. Even lovelier host. Wonderful first experience with misterb&b.

JohnStayed in November 2025
Reviewed on Dec. 04, 2025

Rob is an absolutely fantastic host (and a really sweet guy)!!!!!! He really went out of his way to make my stay special. We had some lovely chats over a glass of wine. The atmosphere at his home is very laid-back and relaxed. He is also an excellent professional masseur - don't miss the opportunity to receive a fantastic massage if you are staying there. 100% recommended!

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