

Enjoy London as the artists do, on a neon-lit canal boat in the centre of London. I can offer you a warm and comfortable stay this winter by the light of the fire, surrounded by light and colour and fun of the city.
You can have your own private bedroom space, or be within the main living space next to the fire. The main living space is where all the fun happens - it's where you can roll out a yoga mat and do a flow, cook and enjoy a few drinks, relax, socialise and maybe even enjoy a nice massage. Bedroom is more if you want to keep yourself to yourself.
If you want an experience that's completely different and like quirky spaces with loads of personality as well as a fun vibe then this place is for you. I also offer tantra coaching, massage, reiki, yoga and meditation 1:1, chakra and energy balancing, divination, tea and cacao ceremonies, anything you need for a nice spiritual healing experience. If that's not your bag then no worries, I am happy to share a glass of wine, cook, show you a few cool spots in town.
If you're outgoing, perhaps a bit free-spirited, open to trying new things and curious about new experiences then this is for you. Likewise if you just need to retreat for a bit and figure some stuff out, spend some time by the water and have a relax then all of the tools are around you if you stay here. And if you like fun, well... it's clothing optional, so you can take it all off and get cosy by my log burner.
I'll be living aboard with you, so you'll get the experience of being properly hosted. I hope you will enjoy your stay, feel free to reach out and ask me any questions before you book. I am also happy to arrange a chat over the phone so we can get to know each other, and you can make an informed decision. Just message me and we can find a time to talk.
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Oh my goodness, I had SUCH a lovely stay on Phoenix's canal boat. It was everything I was hoping for, and more. Having never even set foot on a canal boat before, much less stayed on one, I was really excited to get a taste of what the life is like. I found it absolutely fascinating to learn about the quirks, and environmental conscientiousness, of life on a canal boat: relying on gas and generated electricity, filling up the water tank, maximizing space, running the engine for hot showers, maintaining a non-plumbed toilet, even simple little things like how you open the front door! Just delightful, and Phoenix was very kind to indulge all my curious questions! At some point, I should stay with him on a day when he needs to navigate to a new mooring; that would be super cool. The boat was really comfortable and cozy, with a sofa that folds out into a bed, and a dedicated bedroom at the rear; Phoenix kindly gave me a choice of where I preferred to sleep. I'm very sensitive to cold, so I'd been conscious of the fact that a boat on the river might be chilly in early May, but between the gorgeous log fire and an electric blanket, Phoenix kept the space super comfortable. And it was surprisingly quiet, unless someone was yelling right outside; maybe it's because I have a downtown apartment back home, but I didn't even notice the sound of the waves against the hull except when a passing boat churned them up! It was a lovely little oasis, which Phoenix has redesigned and decorated with obvious care and thoughtfulness, including fun quirky décor like fairy lights, stone statuettes, laser patterns projected on the ceiling, and even his own paintings. Above all, Phoenix is a truly wonderful guy and a consummate host. I felt immediately at ease with him; his warm, sunny personality radiated from the moment we met, and he's so considerate, welcoming me with a non-alcoholic cocktail and frequently offering warm drinks or various breakfast options, and generally looking after my comfort. I know it must be a challenge sharing your compact living space with a stranger, but I felt enthusiastically welcomed. And Phoenix is a very easy conversionalist, no doubt helped by the fascinating life he's led and the interesting paths he's taken. I had such a fun time chatting and laughing about everything from our similar philosophies on male friendships, to religion, to Eastenders (on which I might now be hooked), and kicking back with a good horror film. I also have to add my sincere thanks for Phoenix's flexibility, allowing me to check in several hours early so that I could drop off my massive suitcase, even when he wasn't home. It made a huge difference, and I enjoyed getting a sneak peek at the boat before he gave me the grand tour later that evening! I'm really glad I booked a two-night stay with Phoenix, and I could very easily have stayed for longer. Thanks for providing such a memorable visit and a lovely new friendship!
Wonderful. Everything as described very very chilled environment. Lovely massage. Great boat, coffee and breakfast included. Arrived strangers left a friend
Niche experience that you must try. The host is amazing, very easy to communicate.
Whilst I realise a canal boat wouldn't be everyone's choice, it was perfect for me as I love boats. Once booked the communication from Phoenix was superb, then when I arrived, the welcome was warm and friendly. We chatted for hours and I felt like I was visiting a friend. The boat was warm and cozy and the bed was beyond comfortable. I haven't slept so well in ages. The day after arriving we moved the boat to a new mooring. What a fun adventure that was! I have to say that this is undoubtedly the best MrBnB stay I have had and that is all down to Phoenix, my perfect host. We met as strangers and parted as friends and I can't wait for the next time. If you want an adventure and a fun place to stay, rather than a room in a flat, then book this cozy retreat; you will not regret it. Thank you Phoenix.
I have only spent 2 nights here, but that was amazing! It was a super different experience comparing to my previous travels. I got all the information, the boat is close to public transport, we had nice talks during my stay. I just cant wish fir better host. Recommended to stay!
A great experience to be had if you just want to have a quiet break away in peace and tranquillity. I would definitely recommend. Thanks for a lovely stay.
I got a very warm welcome from the host Phoenix who is a very easygoing and nice person. I got the bedroom with a thick and comfortable mattress on the floor. Slept very well. Had such interesting talks with Phoenix and later on his partner. The interior of the boat is not to compare with a hotel, but that is well compensated by the friendly and welcoming atmosphere. I'd definitely like to stay there again
Had a great time at Phoenix Moon's, my first time on a boat. Close to nature and all the facilities. It was great exchanging notes with Pheonix on philosophy and Indian spirituality. Wishing him the best.
Had a really nice stay here. The boat is large and comfortable, as is the bed. Had a good chat over a glass of wine with Phoenix.
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