Cozy cottage style home with play area, sling, & sex chair

This was the most blatant misinformed, misleading and fictional description of both the venue and the hosts. Having booked our stay 6 months prior we text Jesus 6 days before our confirmed arrival for check in time. We did not receive a reply so text again 3 days later, still no reply and as our stay was now imminent (within 2 days) we contacted mister B&B administration to ask advice. My partner instigated another booking which was replied to immediately and we finally got the arrival time the day before our visit. Upon arrival they opened the door to screaming commands to their barking dogs which had no mention on the profile. We entered and the ‘stench’ of multiple dogs was over powering with 2 buckets with mops positioned around the room to presumably clean up dog pee! We tried to engage with them both which was very difficult as they hard no hosting qualities at all other than tell us they have 14 dogs. We were shown to our room and bathroom which on the surface was clean apart from the overwhelming odour of smelly dogs. We put down our bags and due to the smell did not unpack our belongings which was redundant anyway as the wardrobe and drawers were all completely full of their belongings. We went out having asked about restaurants and places to go and was told there were plenty of choices one bloc away..... total rubbish. We returned around 9:30pm and went to use the bathroom, the sink filled up with water and did not run away and the cold water tap did not work. We told this to Alex ( the partner of Jesus the host as Jesus was nowhere to be seen, to be told that the last guest a few days before had blocked the sink. Firstly it should have been fixed for our stay and secondly I then went back to the mister B&B app to read more recent reviews since our booking to find that the blocked sink and broken tap had been reported several months earlier. The shower water temperature was cool with the temperature control knob broken off and the towels were very old and stained. During the night we were woken by the dogs barking and I saw that they were using the bathroom that was sold to us as private and that they were sleeping on the sofas with the dogs in the sitting room which is where they remained our entire stay making the use of the sitting room (if you could stomach the stench) out of use. In the morning we were not offered breakfast as stated and there certainly were not any pastries in the room! Not at any time were we shown or even told about any other facilities they so proudly boast on the app. Finally not the reason for booking this establishment but another example of ‘artistic license’ was the ages of the host and his partner which were over exaggerated by 20 years. I can not emphasis how dissappointed, upset and angry I am about this booking and although misterB&B can not be held responsible I sincerely hope that other people do not fall into this trap in the future.

We were met at the door by three dogs. Didn't know there would be any pets. In total there was 14 dogs but we only saw the three. The bathroom was dirty and the sink was clogged most of the time. Breakfast the first day was okay but none was provided on day two. Very disappointing.

Well I want to start by saying the host was one of the most accommodating attentive hosts one can ask for. I was mad at myself ....I booked and didn't realize there would be several dogs there I am highly allergic to dogs which is not common as most with pet allergy's are affected by cats not dogs .My surprise was the sink in bathroom not having running water at all and I just noticed others complained months before me of exact same. He made me a great cup of coffee . Otherwise a perfect host

Alex and Jesus are awesome people. They kept on offering me food and drink.. cute little dogs to cuddle with

Great 2nd stay for me. Place is feeling like home and Jesus and Alex are so kind and fun. Hope to come back.

Great stay with Jesus n Alex. Very comfortable and well equipped room for fun. Was super easy to check in and the guys were so great. I plan to rebook on my next trip to Miami.

Very kind, both Jesús and Alex made me feel good.

Was sorry to hardly meet Jesus as he was sick, but his partner has been very sweet with me. Bed was comfortable and place was well located close to the airport. Quiet neighborhood.

Thank you for the last minute and late booking.

There was a rat in my room and my door was broken. Also couldn't get the tap in the bathroom to work. I was pretty unsettled and will not be using this app again.